What are some things the brattiest kids you've met done?

I was out in the mall the other day and I saw this 7-yr-old boy with his Mom. The kid was crying and at first I thought he was just another brat who didn't get the Power Ranger he wanted. Then just as I walked by them the lil' piece of **** started strangling his mother! I'm serious, there was like a crowd of people watching them and yet the mother was all calm (however calm you can be while getting murdered by your own son) and said, "Sweetie, please don't choke me, okay? I'll just buy you the toy." I was so disgusted by both of them. Kids these days! Had I done that my mother would have beat the **** out of me in front of the whole mall. So do you guys have any stories of brats too? I feel so mad now.